Allow Me To Introduce…

Looking gorgeous…allegedly

A lil band called Bleeding Through.  I know, they’ve totally been around for YONKS.  But like most things, I’m late to the party.  Just coz it’s how I brotherfuckin’ roll ahkay?! Whut?!  It’s mostly just because I’m a dead set fussy  beyotch and I admittedly (and probably a tad hastily… very not unlike me…but I digress) dismissed them offhandedly as just “another one of those” bands.  They proved me wrong. Rare! But yay for them. Srsly, youse guys, that’s a big fucking win for you.  Congratulations bitches!!

Fresh Pie! Direct From The Oven…

Holla at me, snootchies. I know y’all been waitin’ on more Pie!, the kitchen is fully stocked and we’re ready to roll out some fresh menu items…

Here’s what we’re serving up this week.

Check with your server for today’s Specials!!

Christian Bale, work that tanning bed OUT son!

Hugh Jackman, get your wet clothes off IMMEDIATELY!!

Mittwoch Pie!

I know y’all. It ain’t the weekend yet? But, I’m an impatient whore and I had to get this out. Just because I wanna keep y’all (read:ME) happy and fappy and stocked up on Pie! So let’s have a little bit of it shall we?

Guh and incoherent whimpering… Lee Pace! Stop it!

There are only two things… Spanish Inquisition… fear and surprise… (g/d those fingers….)

Sendhil Ramamurthy… gettin’ some badarsery on Heroes at long last…

Captain Tightpants… glorious actually.

Zachary Levi… Chuck = adorkable. True Story.

Ok, that’s all the Pie! you’re getting for now.  No more nom noms for you!! It is only Mittwoch after all.  Save some for the w/end scavengers!

Nightshade, over n out!

xx

OMG, That’s The Funky Shit!

East 17, yo!

What-what, tally-ho playas! I know y’all wanna know this, tis important k? Now, y’all know I loves mah tunes. Really. Loves em! I needs it for the equilibrium and the sanity… otherwise, everyone gets hurt. And not in the good way. I’m a huge metal/rock/Goth/industrial music fan but I don’t listen to it exclusively.  This is just some of the more commercial, everyday type stuff that I love to bits! What? Don’t judge me! Nawwww, you can if you wanna but so long as it’s done with *love*. Ahkay? Ahkay!

Anywhat, welcome to the top five tunes (for now) that make me ludicrously happy for one reason or another.

Get Some Pie! This Week’s Hot Menu Items…

Welcome to the first, of what I am sure will become many, Pie! picspams.

Pie! is all about the delicious hotness so it’s what Ima give ya. Can you smeeeeeell what Nightshade is cookin’?! Heh!  And it’s basically just so I can get my fap on.  You’re more than welcome to join in.

OK, strap in, here we gooooo!

David Tennant… lovely!!

David Boreanaz… less shirt plz!

John Barrowman is…. Scottish!

We know him from the fabulous Dr Who and the wonderful Torchwood (and if there’s anything else, I’m not going to be arsed researching it so don’t bother correcting me!). We also know that he is, in fact a gay, but not the only one in the village Miffanwy! We also get some frightfully delicious slash from the man on the teevs. Doing brilliantly so far. Really.

Movie Review – The Fall (Tarsem Singh)

The Fall – Tarsem Singh (2006)

A lovely little package of blu-ray goodies rocked up a couple of days ago. I was itching to see ‘The Fall’ as it hasn’t come out in cinema’s here (as far as I’m aware) and I’d loved the visuals of ‘The Cell’ so it had promise. It didn’t disappoint.

The official blurb goes like this… In 1920’s Los Angeles, Alexandria, a 5 year old girl hospitalised from a fall, strikes up an unlikely friendship with Roy, a Hollywood stuntman shattered by a near-fatal movie set accident and his lover’s betrayal. To pass the time, he tells Alexandra the epic story of Governor Odious and the 5 remarkable heroes determined to defeat him – a dazzling world of magic and myth. Only when the line between reality and fantasy begins to dissolve does Alexandria truly realise how much is at stake.

Look out WordPress, here comes the BS train!

Mercury, yesterday.

All Aboard!

I have no clue what this is going to turn into and right now, I don’t care!  The heading pretty much sums up what you can expect so don’t come crying to me if you didn’t get the memo.  You’re clearly a moron who needs to move to Mercury, immediately.

Anyway, if you, for some bizarre and highly inexplicable reason feel the need to read on, then enjoy the ride through my turgid bullshit.

You’re welcome!