Hrithik Roshan ~ Why I’m Obsessed…

Goddamn glorious!

Let me preface this by stating I am an unashamed, unabashed lover, fapperer and collector of the beautiful aesthetic.  Can’t and won’t be helping it.  Not ever. Hrithik Roshan falls into all of these categories. And he dances!! Spectashularly. *swoon* There’s something truly magical and incredibly horny about a guy who can move…rhythmically. C’mon, y’all know it’s true. Don’t be disrespectin’ or frontin’! Guys, please to be taking note. You’ll get more tail thrown at you than you’ll know what to do with. Trufax and completely irrefutable at that.  Hmmm, who knew!?

Check it…

Mesh, biceps, copious amounts of raunchy hip thrusting, slutty porno moves and water… I had no chance really… the boy can gyrate like no-whores business which is a fan-fucking-tabulous indication of… being a great dancer… whut!? Whores! Lol.

Just god fucking damn obscene! I’ll take ten of what you’re sellin’, sexay!

Aishwarya Rai!! Ummmm… wtf lady??!! Seriously!! Why in fucks name are you not INTO THIS?! Are you dead below the nose/waist?! *head explodes in disbelief* You should be having at that like it’s your goddess given right. It’s called ACTING love. I do love you Ash, but dayum girl! You’re unfortunately succeeding in pissing me off! You’re where a hell of a lot of us will never get anywhere near to being so GET SOME for the rest of us dammit!!! [/rant]

And before anyone gets on the bitchfacing train, firstly you can a) back the truck up and b) fuck off. What are you doing here anyway? Secondly, I KNOW that India is hella conservative and it takes a fuckload to get this kind of stuff through the incredibly conservative film censors. I get it. I herewith uphold and reserve my right to bitch freely about in on the interwebs though! Just kills me when there’s epically epic romance a-brewin’ and no physical contact or payoff as such. Or in this case, where its not reciprocated accordingly. Especially where this guy is concerned. You’ve seen him right? Right? RIGHT?!?! Ohhhh mannnnn…! Let me remind you…

Yep, that guy in the page header!

He’s in almost every Pie! picspam I’ve hit this place with so far so you know, if he looks familiar…

I know I’m not the only one who adores this man for his many scrumtulescent and exquisite talents.  And he’s a Capricorn. Heh, Ima change that to… CapriPORN. Man, I’m so lulzy.

Just to be clear, I never said I was anything more/less than shallow. Straight up!

Finique (the word du jour)!