My first poll. Go me! Woot. So Ima make it about something I hold dear – HORROR FILLUMS!! YEAH!!
In the deliciously gory (and occasionally porny) world of horror… who rocks your world, floats your boat or gets you all steamed in the underoos?
Is it… Vampires??
or Zombies??
or Werewolves??
or Demons??
or Witches & Warlocks??
Or this guy!!!
Chainsaw and a boom stick, what more do ya need?
[Of course, we all know Ash from Evil Dead is the fucking bombdiggedy.]
Or summink else entirely? Anyhoot, get to voting & commenting y’all.
Personally, I’m voting for this guy…
Coz if Ima be visiting hell, I’m totally down to be Pinhead‘s bitch! Fo real. Whut? Jealous?! Pssh! Oh, and vampires coz you know they’re the sex. Werewolves… well, that’s pretty much bestiality and zombies are ok if you’re up for a bit of necrophilia. Not judging, just sayin’.
Anyway, dead boys don’t say no… Otto proves that… and the fact that all [male] zombies are gay and are actually only hungry for cock and maybe just a hint of intestinal tract. But that’s it. True story. Just go ask Bruce LaBruce…
Word.
![Reblog this post [with Zemanta]](http://img.zemanta.com/reblog_e.png?x-id=89311c9f-ea23-488e-9508-37b01444d7c0)
oh its deff gotta be vampires, the fangs, the biting, the blood sucking its all very sexy..
although i wouldn’t say no to that zombie, i usually stop at necrophilia but for him im willing to overlook it
and that wich is fucking beautiful , love victoria frances
Aye I fuckin love horror films.
Vampires – MMM Lost boys and Near Dark are both frickin’ awesome!
( Bill baby! )
I love witches too. Werewolves..meh …not really my thing unless its of the OZ variety.
Ash! what can I say about Ash he’s the shit! groovy baby!
Vamps for sure
Lost Boys FTBFW!!
But I’m not hating Bruce Campbell or Pinhead.
Or Jason. Shut up.
Jason? we all know next february’s remake of F13 is gonna be the best
Muhahahahahahahahahahaha
I totally vote Vampires, fo shiz. As long as they can do the sexing. That’s not necrophilia though… is it? IS IT??? They’re dead… but reanimated… not like zombies… with the mindless shuffling and searching for braaaaaaaains… blood, yes; brains, no… Hhhmmmmm… Someone needs to be dropping some hardcore science on that please… *waits*
SOB, that zombie would be OTTO. Check that shit out (click on the movie review and the Bruce LaBruce linky). He is quite pretty for a zombie. And he’s up for a bit of cock so it’s WIN all round! Yay!
The facts are these – Pinhead and Bruce Campbell/Ash are indeed the shit in terms of superior badarsery. Checked and Verified!
Logistically and biologically vampire sex should not work….but if it’s good enough for Buffy…( and who are we to argue with the God that is Mr. Whedon )
OK I NEEDZ TO BE SEEING OTTO LIKE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!!!!!
PRETTY GAY ZOMBIES FTMFW
Yes, I think you do darlin’. With the hot gay zombie sexing and all. Go awn and get some!