The Best Gay Pie! Ever (R18+)

Why is this Pie so damn good?

Because it’s (mostly) recycled. And that’s super responsible, yo.

Less time for me trawling teh interwebz to find hotness.

Ergo, less usage of teh intertoobz and electrics or some such.

Dont’ ask me,  I’m not a scientist.

Did I mention that it’s also smothered in a big old thwacking dollop of gay?

Mmmm, taste the rainbow y’all.

Kyan, still up there on the “fabulous gay tv boyfriend” list.

Is he even on the teevs anymore?

Bah who cares. Boy is pretty, let me get to objectifying.

Happiness Is…

We all know that’s there’s a veritable cornucopia of things that irritate me.

These things are not them.

While not all things are rainbows and lollipops, these little points of light have elevated my spirits above the daily assault of the rancid quagmire of human filth and stupidity.

The first one being this…

PRECIOUS SKYWATER!!!!!!!!

Yup, good old RAIN.

About frakken time.  It’s been bucketing down (momentarily) and I’ve been loving it.  YAY!!!

Just so we’re clear, I wasn’t talking about this guy…

The Korean Megastar, Rain.

Actually, that makes me happy too.

Am I Taking Crazy Pills?

I know how you feel, Mugatu!!

Is everyone else seriously deluded??

Something has gone terribly awry.

It’s worse than we originally anticipated.

It’s not the zombies that are taking over… (but if they all looked like our good friend, Otto, I doubt we’d mind…)

It’s the rampant and irrevocable spread of BLATANT STUPIDITY!!!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!

(Nota Bona: you’ll be pleased to know that the marauding dumbies are NOT after your brains…)

But not until you read the rest of this bit of SNARK…