My rabid obsession with Spike & Angel madly rutting each other through mattresses/floors/walls/car bonnets is no secret.

IRREFUTABLE proof of their rampant buttsexing. Whores.
Sometimes the obsession goes into hibernation (forced or otherwise) so I can concentrate on other things, but it’s never for too long. Spike and Dean are now on the case which is a lovely distraction in and of itself. As well as providing a bit of variety. Unf!!
There’s no denying this could work brilliantly as a new crossover OTP (Sorry Sam, Angel, Wesley, Gunn, Castiel, etc)…
ANYWHUT… I found this lulzworthy peice of Yoogoogletoob fabulosity which I had to share with the class.
MonkeyWithJetPacks wins all of yoogoogletoob this week for bringing the lulz so spectacularly.
Not just for the brilliant Tenacious D song “Wonderboy” (pertinent!!) but also for including the canonical line: “Angel and me have never been intimate… except for that one time…“
Et voila – slash fiction erupted from the loins of horny bitches everywhere and got splashed all over the intertoobz!!!
HOORAY!!!
Moving along now, if you look on your left and right you’ll notice…
People who were potentially separated at birth… or not.
Let us observate.
Take the lush Nigella Lawson who I adore for sooo many reasons. Then take Russell Brand, also adorable in so many slut-tacular and hilarious ways (espec. when he’s being a fakegay. Hawt).
I present the evidence.
Russell Brand: Pretty, British, Saucy as all fooken get out.
Nigella Lawson: Pretty, British, Saucy as all fooken get out.
Then there’s the fact that I’ve always thought Russell has a touch of Nigella about him.
Particularly in the facial region. Apart from the facial hair (on him) and the amazing curves (on her), obv.
And there’s no denying they’re both outrageously gorgeous.
BOTH OF ‘EM!!
That’s not part of my reasoning, I was just pointing out the facts.
NEXT!!!
Mark Harmon and John Barrowman.
Apart from Mr Barrowman invading my dreamscapes recently (and he continues to be an epically endowed slut), I have noticed more than a passing resemblance between he and Mark Harmon. I believe that Mr Harmon is currently on one of them shows which is an acronym or whatevs. Just a bunch of letters picked out of a hat. I don’t really give a shit know much about Mark apart from what I’ve seen here…
Back to the original plot – there could be more to it considering John spent some of his formative years in the US.
Hmmmm… so many questions…
Evidence, review it!
What say you???
Last one for this round - Adam Scott and Arden Myrin.
Both are comedians or work in the field of comedy on the teevs.
While their colourings are opposite, they appear to have a similar kind of facial structure which may be difficult to determine this from these pics.
Next time you see them on the box (Adam is on a show called “Party Down” and Arden is often on Chelsea Lately), take a really good goosey at them!! And seeing as I’m too lazy to really delve into it, I’m just going to assume that they’re cousins, regardless of the actual factual truth.
Musically, the following has me JIMPing squeeing quite insanely. WITH lust LOVE.
Witchgrinder, showing us exactly how it’s done.
With kickarse brutality, that’s how.
Duly noted.
In addition, something I rediscovered – because things are never truly forgotten, just put aside – through digging around ye olde music libraries…
The Mavis’s “Naughty Boy” from the brilliant 1998 release “Pink Pills”. This album makes me deliriously happy and this song is still as hot as a bolt of lightning delivered by Thor himself.
AND NOW ONTO SWEDEN!
See what I did there?
Soilwork “Nerve”. Not really into much else of their stuff but this and something else.
I am totes elitist like that.
So now, we’re done.
~Finique~
NB: a new Pie!Spam™ will be forthcoming shortly so keep your eye on the prize, hookers.




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