A Tale of 3 Pretties…

Once upon a time, there were three pretties which heartily took Nightshade’s fancy… and the things they did with her fancy are too fantastical to mention within these pages.

So you’ll have to settle for the tales as reported thusly…

Eyes Wide Open (Israel)

Gather round internet, I’m about to get fappy about this film and so should you.

Why? Let me tell you aaaall about it.

Zohar Strauss and Ran Danker in the beautifully restrained “Eyes Wide Open“

Special Edition Pie!: Ben Barnes

The delightful Ms Jedi propositioned me a VERREH long time ago to create a Pie!spam of one fabulush Ben Barnes in her honour.

So here it is at long bloody last. HUZZAH!!

Have at it and line up for seconds, snootchies!

*HARDCORE FAPPING COMMENCING IN 3… 2… oops…*

All Very Interesting

Wordle is the new Blog.

I got hooked on Wordle word pictures one night.

So I copied and pasted the text one of my blogs – Where Have I Been? – and this is what came out.

Click on the picture to read it on the Wordle page more clearly.