Special Edition Pie!: Ben Barnes

The delightful Ms Jedi propositioned me a VERREH long time ago to create a Pie!spam of one fabulush Ben Barnes in her honour.

So here it is at long bloody last. HUZZAH!!

Have at it and line up for seconds, snootchies!

*HARDCORE FAPPING COMMENCING IN 3… 2… oops…*

Please be noting that I may not have much to add in the way of a running commentary because THERE ARE NO WORDS right now.

The pretty came along at it’s leisure, strode right in – without knocking, mind – and *nom nom nom*-ed all of the words right out of my brainbox.  Allegedly, the brainworms were too dazzled and/or lazy to protest this blatant thievery!  Typical…

But that’s not for here, there is delicious PIE! afoot so get on it. Almost as though you intended to all along.

Unf!

Rockin’ the shit outta those aviators… ung!

Emo as you like…

In conclusion: Cock. (Just a bijou hint for you, B. You’re welcome.)

Every girls crazy about a sharp dressed man…

Suits you, sir!

Who doesn’t love a bit of hot throbbing machinery between their thighs? Motorbikes are hot too… AMIRITE?

Can’t do anything with your hair when it’s wet huh? Me neither…

See what happens?

“Want that woon!”

“O, rly? Tell me more about this real estate that LaCollins has claimed…”

Het alert!! Avert thine eyes!!

Guh…

It really is exhausting being this hot…

*fappety fap fap to infinity and beyond*

Resources: Just Jared, Ben Barnes Fan dot com, Zimbio dot com, Ben Barnes Online dot net, Ben Barnes Resource dot com.

Hope you enjoyed your La Speziale Pie!Spam bitches.

I’m exhausted due to having been away from the cucina for so long.

Though it’s more like a science lab with all the long hours of research and such.

Anycrap, retiring to my bunk, well and truly sated. I suggest y’all do similar or summat.

Fapping in the comments.

You’re welcome.

~Finique~