How “Night of the Sun” Broke Teh Interwebz

Internet breaker.

Dear Internet,

After the airing of episode 8, season 3 of  True Blood, you are hereby officially deemed to be broken.

This may be shocking news, but be assured that our technicians will be working on rectifying the issue(s) within the next 48-72 hours. Or days. It’s unclear as to when the technicians will actually turn up, you know what they can be like.

In the meantime, be assured that we are thoroughly investigating the cause of the breakage.  So far, all fault seems to lie with a blonde Viking and his liaison with Talbot and to a lesser degree, Lafayette and Jesus.

Yes, Jesus broke the internet.

We were just as shocked as you.

Sincerely,

*[not]AB & The TB writing staff.

*perve material hiding under the cut*

I hereby present the evidence of why the internet went and done got broken.

Lafayette & Jesus…

Oooh La La! Tasty treats indeed.

[brief aside: how much do we adore that Lafayette's mum calls him "La La"? *squee!*]

And the absolute reason for all breakages rendered and spontaneous underwear combustion since it aired…

Let us contemplate these things without further ado.

(dribble bibs and drool mops highly recommended)

Eric & Talbot…

Shall I strip s-l-o-w-l-y for you?

Oh.Mah.CorpsePaint.

I think mah head (and summin else)  just damn near exploded.

Srsly.

I need a lie down.

Imma go do that… or whatevs.

***SPOILERS DEFINITELY HIDING IN THE ATTACHED ARTICLES.***

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You’re Welcome.

~Fin~