The last little smidge of the year has so far been in-fuckin-credible, tour wise.
Jeffree Star (GLITTERY PINK GLAMOUR!), Adam Lambert (DOUBLE GLITTERY GLAMOUR!) and Pendulum (RAVE-TASTICAL GLAMOUR!) have happened or are about to happen.
Fiiiiiierce. They has it.
I am dehydrated as all fooken get out. From all the damn EXCITEMENT! (not to mention all the overt pants jizzing going on – not necessarily me but it’s something I’ve noticed HAS been occurring in the general vicinity of all this uber lushness… I observate these things, heartily, I might add. What? Nothing.).
Jeffee Star – 23drunk2fuck tour – Billboard, Melbourne (17/09/2010)
Thanks - KyeSeven.
I was pretty stoked that I was getting to see J-Star. I wrangled some club show/J-Star virgins (yes, I broke them fabulously!) to come with me. We were treated to male pole dancers, bizarro drag shows and Valentiine. An interesting mix but I liked it. Especially the pole dancing. Not to mention the hot boys in the band. Sweet geebus, you’re all trying to kill me.
The ridiculosity was too ridiculous to put into words. Just amaze.
The Glambert – Glam Nation Tour - The Palais, St Kilda (19/10/2010)
FEVER
IF I HAD YOU
Thanks – PinkGuitarWoman.
I was only a few mere rows from the front of awla this. Nearly collapsed from excitement at quite a number of points during the evening. So close to it but still unable to touch damn farkin’ security nazis whut! Bonus points for a bruised finger from my ridic bling and clapping like a mad bitch. And dancing like a farkin’ maniac… MAAAANIAAAAAC (at your doooor!). GO TEAM!
OH AND THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS, FOREEVVVVVVVVVVVS.
*sing it like “Penny caaaaaan!” *
WAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(very extra special Spanx to @ItsJoooory and http://adamquotedaily.wordpress.com)
EXTRA SEXICAL BONUS POINTS for getting eye reapage by the Glambert because my show partner and I were the only few bitches in our section gettin’ awn doooowwwwn like we meant the fuck out of it. If you people wanna spend your spundoola only to stand around like stuff that stands around like boring shits, then it’s your loss, fucktards! Do not expect that I will follow suit.
Not when shenanigans like this are happening (and no they didn’t, but in my mind they fucking well did…)
Step up or step awf, bitches.
Can’t…even…
WATER. Bring it now.
*dies*
I think Adam is now edging Deathstars from their position as favouritest show evar from last year. Shhhhh! Don’t tell them! The sheer sex that was brought on Tuesday is still working itself out brilliantly.
Deathstars: evidently devastated, in a bathroom.
Next up: Pendulum. Oooooh, ravey!
V excite for the show in a few weeks. I’m sure I’ll have plenty to report on the awesome-osity that will be in attendance.
For now, I have much resting to do. All these late nights and sexical glittery prettiness are far too much for my spiky little black heart to handle.
I shall retire to my chaiz lounge, forthwith!
Stay tuned for the next instalment (if I can be faffed, of course).
~Finique~
- Adam Lambert: Australia, Hawaii, then Europe! (justjared.buzznet.com)
- Adam Lambert Kisses Lucky Fan (lezgetreal.com)
- Adam Lambert Covers Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’ (noisecreep.com)
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