FYI: NSFW [in places]!
Well unholy frakken corpsicles, y’all!
I’ve been out of the kitchen for far too long but Nigella has inspired me to get back in here and get crackalating. Thx, Nigella! You’re all sorts of awesome.
Nigella, awesome-osity AND cupcakes. Sweet!
While I’m not Nigella, I am a fabulous PieMaker. I’ve even remembered to bring the rosemary and salt for the salting and burning ceremony afterwards. Thoughtful, no?
Anycrap, seeing as Festivus is almost upon us yet again (REALLY? WTFIUWT??), I figured that it was about time I whipped up something extra sexical for you hornbags.
So here tis -
The Almost Festivus Pie!
Have at it…
Chris Pine and friend (!) from Details Magazine (thx @JustJared)
Oh hai, Hrithik Roshan. Long time no Pie!
Cat Casino (Deathstars) – cannae remember where I found this but why does he only seem to have one nipple here?
Hmmm, mysterious mysteries… of mystery!
Cat Casino – preparing for sexy battle. Or something of the sort. RAWK!
Moving on!
Zachary Quinto – GQ (thx Sodahead.com). The eyes. Just. Too. Pretty.
Unholy crapsteaks, batman! It’s Russell Brand. WAAAAAAAANT!
Djimon Hounsou – Calvin Klein called and wants to know why you’re wearing his unnies and he wants them back. Stat. No, really.
Jyrki69 – The 69 Eyes. Why so sad, kitty cat? *pets him*
MishMish- eats sexay for breakfast. (thx Misha-Collins.net)
Lee Pace – damn that face! Unf!! [SIDEBAR: FOR SRS, INTERNET. SEE 'THE FALL' OR FAIL FOREVER. KTHX.]
Well hello, Matt Cohen. Welcome to the kitchen, bb. I’m sure we’ll see more of you around here…
Ran Danker (Eyes Wide Open). They really are…
Ian Somerhalder – I… just… words… no. (thx listal.com)
The J-Pad. Unholy fucking trinity, guy! *licks screen* (thx JustJared)
Oh yeah, Daddy (JDM)! Metal as fuck, baby! We miss you…
Super Sekrit Shenanigans. W00T!
Ian Watkins – Lostprophets (thx Buzznet). Click on pic (highly recommended) to get to the extremely NSFW evidence which has been doing the rounds.
GET IN MY LOUNGE ROOM, RITE NAO!
I don’t know what you need to do to prepare yourself for what follows, but do whatever you gots to.
Hazmat underwear or whatever.
Just do it. I cannot accept responsibility for explosions or instances of the vapours that are about to occur…
The Glambert!
And in holy fucking shit news: Adam Lambert. Details Magazine. (Thx tengossip.com. Srsly. Forever.)
Oh, and just in case you missed sum’n.
Best day at work. Evar. So. Much. Happening.
Meanwhile — *proceeding to completely malfunction* delivered with a whopping fuckload of squee. FUCK ME DRUNK AND SIX WAYS UNTIL SUNDAY. Someone’s been granting wishes and I was not informed of this? Rude, really.
I want to lick him. More than ever. Can’t figure out why…
While I’m contemplating that (I may be some time), look at this interesting bit of giggedy giggedy:
Eric Northman (Alexander Skarsgard) – Viking Vampire hunting season: OPEN! Yay!
And finally, the face I can’t get enough of seeing on my teevs. Even though teevs is massive, I still find myself inching closer. For purely scientifical research purposes. Naturally.
His face just isn’t scientific as evidenced here…
The Ackles.
TRUTH! As discovered by NarutoRoxMySox12 @ Deviant Art.
And as a special treat, make sure you go see this when it comes out. It’s going to be amazeballs.
Drive Angry with Nicholas Cage and a special cameo by the ever lovely (and verreh cheeky) T-Farm.
GOOD TIMES!!
Can I get an AMEN all up in this bitch?
Please also be sure to eat, drink and get your bacchanalia on.
Pop your corks, hookers (si vous plais).
JOYEAUX FESTIVUS, MY PRETTIES.
Love & Very Special Goo – Your Beloved PieMaker.
***Appreciation and hardcore fapping in the Comments.***
~Finique~
I actually think this post was better than having sex! *going to knit*
Thank ya, honey. Hope ya clicked the Ian Watkins piccy and delved into the rabbit hole because GAWD DAYUM!! Gay Pr0nz FTW.
Holy crap! Festivus really IS the most magical time of the year. J3, Mish-Mish, Russell, Quinto and a partridge in my panties. Who needs Santa?
Thanks for the pie, Mistress N. I’m having seconds.
XXXOX
OMNOMNOM PIE WAS LUSH BABY!
Jared!
Russel!
DJIMON!!!
JD – FUCKING – M
And as for Ian. Well agasresthestyrsesresryeshgxgfxgjfdjyyt may have looked at that far far too much
Also, I am loving that in the comments on that Hit The Floor Article, someone has linked to my blog!! :’)
When it comes to the whole Christmas thing, I’m usually a bit of a bah humbug but your blog makes me come more than once a year XXXXXX
IKR??? I saw that too then I totes forgot to mention it – SURPRISE!! That Ian pic was too ridic for words. I like dirty boys. And he’s taken dirty behind the bike sheds and shown it a thing or five. *licks screen some moar*
Anywhut, that’s why it’s called FESTIVUS bb. That other thing? Total jingle balls.
*ahem* Gather round, hookers. For the salting and burning ceremony is due to begin. All your unnies are belong us. Har!
Alcohol, cupcakes and orgy for afters.
xx
Hurah! finall made it to the end without dying of the hawt.
GOD DAMN IT! that’s good pie.
Chris Chris Chris, can I say hello to your little friend?