It’s Time for Pie!

Now that we’re all recovering from the madness of Festivus and the Airing of the Grievances is done for another year, ( I say that now…)  it’s time to celebrate that simple fact with what else but Hot, Delicious Pie?

Muy Caliente!

You deserve to know what I’ve been obsessing and salivating over, so tuck in!

Who’s Hungry?

The lovely vampire, Mitchell (Aidan Turner) in the very excellent and original UK versh of “Being Human“

Who said I DIDN’T have a bijou thing for hot vampires?

Dates with Deliciousness

The last little smidge of the year has so far been in-fuckin-credible, tour wise.

Jeffree Star (GLITTERY PINK GLAMOUR!), Adam Lambert (DOUBLE GLITTERY GLAMOUR!) and Pendulum (RAVE-TASTICAL GLAMOUR!) have happened or are about to happen.

Fiiiiiierce. They has it.

How “Night of the Sun” Broke Teh Interwebz

Internet breaker.

Dear Internet,

After the airing of episode 8, season 3 of  True Blood, you are hereby officially deemed to be broken.

This may be shocking news, but be assured that our technicians will be working on rectifying the issue(s) within the next 48-72 hours. Or days. It’s unclear as to when the technicians will actually turn up, you know what they can be like.

In the meantime, be assured that we are thoroughly investigating the cause of the breakage.  So far, all fault seems to lie with a blonde Viking and his liaison with Talbot and to a lesser degree, Lafayette and Jesus.

Yes, Jesus broke the internet.

We were just as shocked as you.

Sincerely,

*[not]AB & The TB writing staff.

*perve material hiding under the cut*

A Tale of 3 Pretties…

Once upon a time, there were three pretties which heartily took Nightshade’s fancy… and the things they did with her fancy are too fantastical to mention within these pages.

So you’ll have to settle for the tales as reported thusly…

Eyes Wide Open (Israel)

Gather round internet, I’m about to get fappy about this film and so should you.

Why? Let me tell you aaaall about it.

Zohar Strauss and Ran Danker in the beautifully restrained “Eyes Wide Open“

All Very Interesting

Wordle is the new Blog.

I got hooked on Wordle word pictures one night.

So I copied and pasted the text one of my blogs – Where Have I Been? – and this is what came out.

Click on the picture to read it on the Wordle page more clearly.

Smashing the Brainbox

These things have been kicking my arse and taking names very recently and in the best way possible.

Please be joining me in my current bout of ludicrous obsessiveness…

1. KICK ASS

Ridiculous lashings of violence and gore and unexpected awesomeness from Nic Cage.

I mean that because I generally don’t love Nic Cage in anything. So, there’s that…

Kick Ass really is all that and a box of bazooka shells. Should I get to be a superhero, just because, my name is totally gonna be TAKE NAMES and my costume will be all sorts of purpley, silvery, glittery magnificence.  And here’s how it would play out…

Where Have I Been?

Hi Internet!

How’s it going?  Long time and all that.

You look good, did you lose weight?

Your tubes look amazing.

Me? Oh you know, the usual.

Allow me to divulge – somewhat rabidly – as to what I’ve been up to.

Strap on and strap in.

Like you mean it, if you please…

The Best Gay Pie! Ever (R18+)

Why is this Pie so damn good?

Because it’s (mostly) recycled. And that’s super responsible, yo.

Less time for me trawling teh interwebz to find hotness.

Ergo, less usage of teh intertoobz and electrics or some such.

Dont’ ask me,  I’m not a scientist.

Did I mention that it’s also smothered in a big old thwacking dollop of gay?

Mmmm, taste the rainbow y’all.

Kyan, still up there on the “fabulous gay tv boyfriend” list.

Is he even on the teevs anymore?

Bah who cares. Boy is pretty, let me get to objectifying.

Happiness Is…

We all know that’s there’s a veritable cornucopia of things that irritate me.

These things are not them.

While not all things are rainbows and lollipops, these little points of light have elevated my spirits above the daily assault of the rancid quagmire of human filth and stupidity.

The first one being this…

PRECIOUS SKYWATER!!!!!!!!

Yup, good old RAIN.

About frakken time.  It’s been bucketing down (momentarily) and I’ve been loving it.  YAY!!!

Just so we’re clear, I wasn’t talking about this guy…

The Korean Megastar, Rain.

Actually, that makes me happy too.

Am I Taking Crazy Pills?

I know how you feel, Mugatu!!

Is everyone else seriously deluded??

Something has gone terribly awry.

It’s worse than we originally anticipated.

It’s not the zombies that are taking over… (but if they all looked like our good friend, Otto, I doubt we’d mind…)

It’s the rampant and irrevocable spread of BLATANT STUPIDITY!!!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!

(Nota Bona: you’ll be pleased to know that the marauding dumbies are NOT after your brains…)

But not until you read the rest of this bit of SNARK…