It’s Time for Pie!

Now that we’re all recovering from the madness of Festivus and the Airing of the Grievances is done for another year, ( I say that now…)  it’s time to celebrate that simple fact with what else but Hot, Delicious Pie?

Muy Caliente!

You deserve to know what I’ve been obsessing and salivating over, so tuck in!

Who’s Hungry?

The lovely vampire, Mitchell (Aidan Turner) in the very excellent and original UK versh of “Being Human“

Who said I DIDN’T have a bijou thing for hot vampires?

Heart Songs…

[The post title is the name of a brilliant Weezer song...as in "these are my heart songs, they never feel wrong"...]

Everybody’s got them and these are mine.

The Cure, The Same Deep Water As You.

“kiss me goodbye pushing out before i sleep
can’t you see i try swimming the same deep
water as you is hard “the shallow drowned lose
less than we” you breathe the strangest twist
upon your lips “and we shall be together…”

Dates with Deliciousness

The last little smidge of the year has so far been in-fuckin-credible, tour wise.

Jeffree Star (GLITTERY PINK GLAMOUR!), Adam Lambert (DOUBLE GLITTERY GLAMOUR!) and Pendulum (RAVE-TASTICAL GLAMOUR!) have happened or are about to happen.

Fiiiiiierce. They has it.

Happy Happy, Joy Joy!

Here’s some stuff that makes me stupid happy.

Because, sometimes, you need to. Like right now.

Powdered Toast Maaaaaaaannnn!

Are you gripping tenaciously to his buttocks?

Can’t really go wrong with that now can you?

Sometimes Brutal, Always Amazing: Get Some!

Image by mr. nightshade via Flickr

Hey y’all.  Thought I’d share some radness, just for something different.

Seems all these creative types have been busy creating awesomely creative stuff for me to spam at share with you.

Nice of ‘em!

Without further ado, let’s get bizzay!

But just before we do – check that zombie survival kit over there.

Note the name.

WTF, YO?

I’m sure we’d be great mates considering we have such impeccable taste in names.

Surely?

Evs, back to your regularly scheduled program of awesomely awesome brutality! GO!!

A Tale of 3 Pretties…

Once upon a time, there were three pretties which heartily took Nightshade’s fancy… and the things they did with her fancy are too fantastical to mention within these pages.

So you’ll have to settle for the tales as reported thusly…

Eyes Wide Open (Israel)

Gather round internet, I’m about to get fappy about this film and so should you.

Why? Let me tell you aaaall about it.

Zohar Strauss and Ran Danker in the beautifully restrained “Eyes Wide Open“

Variations on a Theme…

My rabid obsession with Spike & Angel madly rutting each other through mattresses/floors/walls/car bonnets  is no secret.

IRREFUTABLE proof of their rampant buttsexing. Whores.

Sometimes the obsession goes into hibernation (forced or otherwise) so I can concentrate on other things, but it’s never for too long.  Spike and Dean are now on the case which is a lovely distraction in and of itself.  As well as providing a bit of variety. Unf!!

Smashing the Brainbox

These things have been kicking my arse and taking names very recently and in the best way possible.

Please be joining me in my current bout of ludicrous obsessiveness…

1. KICK ASS

Ridiculous lashings of violence and gore and unexpected awesomeness from Nic Cage.

I mean that because I generally don’t love Nic Cage in anything. So, there’s that…

Kick Ass really is all that and a box of bazooka shells. Should I get to be a superhero, just because, my name is totally gonna be TAKE NAMES and my costume will be all sorts of purpley, silvery, glittery magnificence.  And here’s how it would play out…

Vampires. So Hot Right Now.

This will probably seem trite – but D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.F.C.?

(Do I Look Like I Give A Flying Fucking Continental?)

NYET!

But those damn Wamphyr. They’re so damn hot right now.

Let’s count all the hot vampires!

Well, for some of us (ahem!) they have been on the radar in some form or other, for-like-ever! (see what I did tharr? haw!!)

I present the following to you for your serious consideration.

Hard Decisions are, like, Hard and stuff.

Oh yeah, we gots those in hyah. Get Some!

Anycrap, join me for some fictional vampire objectifying won’t you?

The objectifying is real, even if the dirty vamps aren’t (bollocks).

Rock Till You Drop

As promised in the last post (forever ago in interwebs terms), here is a catch up on what’s been crackalatin’ in my bijou world!  I know you’re dead interested so let’s get stuck in!

Mostly, I’ve been attending shows.  All of them skull-crackingly BRILLIANT. I am cognisant of the fact that “crackingly” is not a real word, but you get the idea.

AC/DC – You don’t get more straight up RAWK than this.  Anyone who tells you different is a dirty lying hoower!  Looking out over a sea of 80,000+ of red flashing horns was kind of surreal. And very rock n’ roll.  And this was before the band even hit the stage.  I can’t even begin to describe how awesome the band were.  Considering they’re all in their fifties/sixties and are still kickin’ out the killer jams. 

AC/DC. WE MOTHERFUCKIN’ SALUTE YOU!

Black Ice – Acca Dacca still killin’ the old way.