It’s Time for Pie!

Now that we’re all recovering from the madness of Festivus and the Airing of the Grievances is done for another year, ( I say that now…)  it’s time to celebrate that simple fact with what else but Hot, Delicious Pie?

Muy Caliente!

You deserve to know what I’ve been obsessing and salivating over, so tuck in!

Who’s Hungry?

The lovely vampire, Mitchell (Aidan Turner) in the very excellent and original UK versh of “Being Human“

Who said I DIDN’T have a bijou thing for hot vampires?

Almost Festivus Pie

FYI: NSFW [in places]!

Well unholy frakken corpsicles, y’all!

I’ve been out of the kitchen for far too long but Nigella has inspired me to get back in here and get crackalating.  Thx, Nigella! You’re all sorts of awesome.

Nigella, awesome-osity AND cupcakes. Sweet!

While I’m not Nigella, I am a fabulous PieMaker. I’ve even remembered to bring the rosemary and salt for the salting and burning ceremony afterwards. Thoughtful, no?

Anycrap, seeing as Festivus is almost upon us yet again (REALLY? WTFIUWT??), I figured that it was about time I whipped up something extra sexical for you hornbags.

So here tis -

The Almost Festivus Pie!

Have at it…

Dates with Deliciousness

The last little smidge of the year has so far been in-fuckin-credible, tour wise.

Jeffree Star (GLITTERY PINK GLAMOUR!), Adam Lambert (DOUBLE GLITTERY GLAMOUR!) and Pendulum (RAVE-TASTICAL GLAMOUR!) have happened or are about to happen.

Fiiiiiierce. They has it.

Happy Happy, Joy Joy!

Here’s some stuff that makes me stupid happy.

Because, sometimes, you need to. Like right now.

Powdered Toast Maaaaaaaannnn!

Are you gripping tenaciously to his buttocks?

Can’t really go wrong with that now can you?

A Tale of 3 Pretties…

Once upon a time, there were three pretties which heartily took Nightshade’s fancy… and the things they did with her fancy are too fantastical to mention within these pages.

So you’ll have to settle for the tales as reported thusly…

Eyes Wide Open (Israel)

Gather round internet, I’m about to get fappy about this film and so should you.

Why? Let me tell you aaaall about it.

Zohar Strauss and Ran Danker in the beautifully restrained “Eyes Wide Open“

Special Edition Pie!: Ben Barnes

The delightful Ms Jedi propositioned me a VERREH long time ago to create a Pie!spam of one fabulush Ben Barnes in her honour.

So here it is at long bloody last. HUZZAH!!

Have at it and line up for seconds, snootchies!

*HARDCORE FAPPING COMMENCING IN 3… 2… oops…*

All Very Interesting

Wordle is the new Blog.

I got hooked on Wordle word pictures one night.

So I copied and pasted the text one of my blogs – Where Have I Been? – and this is what came out.

Click on the picture to read it on the Wordle page more clearly.

Variations on a Theme…

My rabid obsession with Spike & Angel madly rutting each other through mattresses/floors/walls/car bonnets  is no secret.

IRREFUTABLE proof of their rampant buttsexing. Whores.

Sometimes the obsession goes into hibernation (forced or otherwise) so I can concentrate on other things, but it’s never for too long.  Spike and Dean are now on the case which is a lovely distraction in and of itself.  As well as providing a bit of variety. Unf!!

Vampires. So Hot Right Now.

This will probably seem trite – but D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.F.C.?

(Do I Look Like I Give A Flying Fucking Continental?)

NYET!

But those damn Wamphyr. They’re so damn hot right now.

Let’s count all the hot vampires!

Well, for some of us (ahem!) they have been on the radar in some form or other, for-like-ever! (see what I did tharr? haw!!)

I present the following to you for your serious consideration.

Hard Decisions are, like, Hard and stuff.

Oh yeah, we gots those in hyah. Get Some!

Anycrap, join me for some fictional vampire objectifying won’t you?

The objectifying is real, even if the dirty vamps aren’t (bollocks).

Special Edition Pie!: Brandon Routh

Hey internet.

I know I’ve been MIA and I will explain all (i.e. bore you to DEATH and back again) with tales of that shortly.

In the meantime, we have important matters to discuss, namely Brandon Routh.

First off, I know this guy has been around for a while. Nightshade is often slow on the uptake with these things and needs to be reminded – sometimes a lot – of how good something is.  True. Fax.

ANYWHUT….

Superman.

(Yeah, no fucking kidding right?)

Face!

The rest of it!

IT IS APPARENT THAT I CLEARLY DID NOT UNDERSTAND THAT AWLA THAT WAS GOING ON AND I HEARTILY APOLOGISE.

Secondly, why did no-one bring this to my attention – all proper like – before this juncture?