- A pogo stick, sans Jesus, yesterday.
Ranty McRantypants™ is back in the hiz-ouse so listen up! All aboard the clue train, they’re about to go for free…
These are the worthless fuckstains yanking my chain right this minute… and here’s me, like some kind of useless plonker, sans chainsaw. *fume*
“I’m-so-fucking-goth-I-shit-bats!”
FARK OFF YOU USELESS WANKER! Jesus “Flamin’ Pogo Stick” Chrimbo. Who the fuck are you and why on Io would I give a flying inch of desiccated bat scrotum about you? Is it because you’re the latest supergoth floating about the internetz espousing just how awesomely ‘goff, innit?’ you are?
Long hair, crap eyeliner and ripped black clothes do not a goth make. Nor do your ‘I-just-boarded-this-belief-system-sooooo-five-minutes-ago’ views on Satanism a la Anton LaVey (UGH-GUH-FUH!!! REALLY???) or your falsified idea of what Wicca is because tv told you it was cool and you could summon demons or make your dog float around the room.
Prick!
*head graphically exploding*
(and not because of any supposed witchiness…psht!)
Really, you’re about as hardcore as ‘The Trio’ (i.e. blancmange!)
Continue reading ‘Gother Than Thou… You Fucking Twats.’
The lovely vampire, Mitchell (Aidan Turner) in the very excellent and original UK versh of “Being Human“
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