Coz in cyberspace – every fucker’s got an opinion. But whatevs, mang.
This here is a little section of the intertoobz in which to rant, rave, bitch, moan and whine (not in any sort of emo-like capacity – just putting it out there) as well as a general airing of the myriad grievances! Vent your spleen coz you need to. Don’t let that shit build up, it causes all sorts of oogy blockages and the mad spazzings outs!
Don’t let this happen to you! If Toki had been venting, this could have been prevented…
Let this be your cyber punching bag or agro dumping ground.
Let the hardout bitchfacing commence!!!
Here’s your topic to get you started – fooken eejits. They’re neither fooken nor are they necessarily doing it in plural.
Ahahahahahaha!! That guy…
Discuss!
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MOVIE THEATRE FUCKERY
Fuck me drunk! When are fucking morons ever EVER going to understand any kind of social etiquette? That shit is clearly never going to happen in my life time. These are the things that fucked me off today…
1. In completely SILENT parts of the film, fuckwits find that to be the absolute BEST time to sit there crunching chips loudly, rustling chip and lolly packets and wrappers and making generally disgusting ‘mouth noises’. Eating sounds are fucking nasty in a silent and darkened setting!
2. People arrive in large groups once the actual film starts showing and the giggling and pissfarting around begins. Complain in a loud whisper that you can’t see a fucking thing (!?!?!?!), loudly tromp your way to your seats and only THEN decide that you need to switch your phone off. Noisily.
3. During the film, sit there and SIGH LOUDLY because everyone will appreciate how cool and disaffected you are.
4. Dig around in your handbag, zipping and unzipping the fucker every five minutes. If you didn’t find what you needed the first time – STOP FUCKING LOOKING!!!
5. Start a whispering conversation about something blatantly obvious or completely fucking irrelevant. You wanna talk about the film? Here’s an idea. Why don’t you shut your fucking cakehole and WATCH IT then you’ll actually have something to discuss AFTER it’s over.
Really. I am just going to wait for shit to come out on DVD. The cinema experience leaves me colder than the Arctic Circle because of this type of inane bullshit. The general populace are festering cockholes. Please go away and DIE QUIETLY!
Oh, that’s right. You don’t know how to do quiet…
OMFG!!!!!!! how fuckin rude are these morons.. I hate that rudstle of papers chips Urgh fuckin go outside do not disturb my viewing…….
Agree DVD is much better……. idiots waay too many of them in this worlkd they need serious brain transplants cos they fuckin have none!
glad to hear its not just me who wants to get up and twat every fucker who makes a noise. ugh dont get me started on the cunts who much popcorn so loud you can barely hear the film, and the coughing oh my god i feel like im getting TB just being in the same room as them!!!!!! then the one time i cough in a cinema everyone shouts at me, I happen to be choking at the time so y’know prob should cut me a lil slack !!!!! and the talking about random things not even to do with the movie or any movie for that matter… why would you wanna talk about what you did last week with god knows who when you and i have paid a fuck load of cash to watch a film.
I think its fair to say after every movie im ready to quietly get up and proceed to beat every noisy fucker to death with my shoe then rock up to their funeral eating nachos, popcorn and muttering loudly about the shit some peopel will do for attention!!!!!!!
Oh yeah babes. I fucking hate the human race more than normal when cinematic silence is pierced by fucking chip packets and disgusting eating noises!!!!! ARRRGGGGHHH!!!!
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!!
The other pet peeve…. “WHO’S THAT? WHY ARE THEY DOING THAT?” Pay attention fucker or save the questions for LATER!!! Sweet fucking Chrimbo up a stripper pole, people are complete fucking f-tards. Die horribly you swine!!!
Oh god i know what you mean, its like SHUT UP AND WATCH. my mum does that, safe to say we dont go cinema together. ever!!!!!
I have a couple of friends like that. I’ve told them that going to the cinema with them is stretching the friendship coz they don’t SHUT THE FUCK UP! How hard is it? Really. I don’t get it.
Even @ home I get fucked off when you’re watching something and some dropkick has gotta ask a million questions about what’s going on. Idiots! GOSH! Heh. Napoleon Dynamite…