My rabid obsession with Spike & Angel madly rutting each other through mattresses/floors/walls/car bonnets is no secret.
IRREFUTABLE proof of their rampant buttsexing. Whores.
Sometimes the obsession goes into hibernation (forced or otherwise) so I can concentrate on other things, but it’s never for too long. Spike and Dean are now on the case which is a lovely distraction in and of itself. As well as providing a bit of variety. Unf!!
This will probably seem trite – but D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.F.C.?
(Do I Look Like I Give A Flying Fucking Continental?)
NYET!
But those damn Wamphyr. They’re so damn hot right now.
Let’s count all the hot vampires!
Well, for some of us (ahem!) they have been on the radar in some form or other, for-like-ever! (see what I did tharr? haw!!)
I present the following to you for your serious consideration.
Hard Decisions are, like, Hard and stuff.
Oh yeah, we gots those in hyah. Get Some!
Anycrap, join me for some fictional vampire objectifying won’t you?
The objectifying is real, even if the dirty vamps aren’t (bollocks).
Why is this Pie so damn good?
Because it’s (mostly) recycled. And that’s super responsible, yo.
Less time for me trawling teh interwebz to find hotness.
Ergo, less usage of teh intertoobz and electrics or some such.
Dont’ ask me, I’m not a scientist.
Did I mention that it’s also smothered in a big old thwacking dollop of gay?
Mmmm, taste the rainbow y’all.
Kyan, still up there on the “fabulous gay tv boyfriend” list.
Is he even on the teevs anymore?
Bah who cares. Boy is pretty, let me get to objectifying.
I know how you feel, Mugatu!!
Is everyone else seriously deluded??
Something has gone terribly awry.
It’s worse than we originally anticipated.
It’s not the zombies that are taking over… (but if they all looked like our good friend, Otto, I doubt we’d mind…)
It’s the rampant and irrevocable spread of BLATANT STUPIDITY!!!
(Nota Bona: you’ll be pleased to know that the marauding dumbies are NOT after your brains…)
But not until you read the rest of this bit of SNARK…
Well, sort of.
I’ve spent a lot of time mucking around screencapping and prettying things up. So I thought I’d be ever so generous (not to mention incredibly benevolent!) and share it with the interwebs.
Just, you know, don’t be a dick about it.
That is all I ask.
Except for credit or linkages if you borrow any of it. Chur.
Otherwise, enjoy!
It’s all about pretty boys, so get in there and LOOK dammit!
Yet another week has zoomed on by.
Bring me the head of a Timelord, for fuck sakes!
[this one, precisely, with the body still attached and in good working order. Kthx]
Just because. I’ll try not to break it… honest… *heh*
You reckon you might wanna know what in fuckery doodle do’s been going on?
Strap on in my starry eyed bitches.>>>>
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