Vampires. So Hot Right Now.

This will probably seem trite – but D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.F.C.?

(Do I Look Like I Give A Flying Fucking Continental?)

NYET!

But those damn Wamphyr. They’re so damn hot right now.

Let’s count all the hot vampires!

Well, for some of us (ahem!) they have been on the radar in some form or other, for-like-ever! (see what I did tharr? haw!!)

I present the following to you for your serious consideration.

Hard Decisions are, like, Hard and stuff.

Oh yeah, we gots those in hyah. Get Some!

Anycrap, join me for some fictional vampire objectifying won’t you?

The objectifying is real, even if the dirty vamps aren’t (bollocks).

Splendiferous, Bewildering and All In Twain

Yet another week has zoomed on by.

Bring me the head of a Timelord, for fuck sakes!

[this one, precisely, with the body still attached and in good working order. Kthx]

Just because.  I’ll try not to break it… honest… *heh*

You reckon you might wanna know what in fuckery doodle do’s been going on?

Strap on in my starry eyed bitches.>>>>

Fresh Pie! Direct From The Oven…

Holla at me, snootchies. I know y’all been waitin’ on more Pie!, the kitchen is fully stocked and we’re ready to roll out some fresh menu items…

Here’s what we’re serving up this week.

Check with your server for today’s Specials!!

Christian Bale, work that tanning bed OUT son!

Hugh Jackman, get your wet clothes off IMMEDIATELY!!

Get Some Pie! This Week’s Hot Menu Items…

Welcome to the first, of what I am sure will become many, Pie! picspams.

Pie! is all about the delicious hotness so it’s what Ima give ya. Can you smeeeeeell what Nightshade is cookin’?! Heh!  And it’s basically just so I can get my fap on.  You’re more than welcome to join in.

OK, strap in, here we gooooo!

David Tennant… lovely!!

David Boreanaz… less shirt plz!