Almost Festivus Pie

FYI: NSFW [in places]!

Well unholy frakken corpsicles, y’all!

I’ve been out of the kitchen for far too long but Nigella has inspired me to get back in here and get crackalating.  Thx, Nigella! You’re all sorts of awesome.

Nigella, awesome-osity AND cupcakes. Sweet!

While I’m not Nigella, I am a fabulous PieMaker. I’ve even remembered to bring the rosemary and salt for the salting and burning ceremony afterwards. Thoughtful, no?

Anycrap, seeing as Festivus is almost upon us yet again (REALLY? WTFIUWT??), I figured that it was about time I whipped up something extra sexical for you hornbags.

So here tis -

The Almost Festivus Pie!

Have at it…

Festivus Pie!

Keep your knickers on, ho ho hos! It’s Festivus which definitely requires Pie in order to celebrate correctly. And booze.  And certainly orgies. Caligula ain’t got shit!  Check the wiki on it.

Just so it’s abundantly clear – it’s absolutely not the other thing… Chrimbo or whatevs.  Shun the absolute fuck outta that noise! And here’s a poem which illustrates this point…somewhat. *ahem*  “I am an island, I am an isthmus, I come from Bermuda, I don’t believe in Christmas!” True enough.

Let’s begin our celebration with a luscious piegasm, extra knicks on standby ploize snootchies.  Coz we is all gonna get the “lonely island” treatment all up in the hiz-ouse and Nightshade does not need to be busting out the rosemary and salting and burning after you lot! Be prepared!!!

Bruce Willis a la “The Fifth Element“.  With or without hair, I’d seriously go there. So would you and you know it!

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Welcome to the first, of what I am sure will become many, Pie! picspams.

Pie! is all about the delicious hotness so it’s what Ima give ya. Can you smeeeeeell what Nightshade is cookin’?! Heh!  And it’s basically just so I can get my fap on.  You’re more than welcome to join in.

OK, strap in, here we gooooo!

David Tennant… lovely!!

David Boreanaz… less shirt plz!