How “Night of the Sun” Broke Teh Interwebz

Internet breaker.

Dear Internet,

After the airing of episode 8, season 3 of  True Blood, you are hereby officially deemed to be broken.

This may be shocking news, but be assured that our technicians will be working on rectifying the issue(s) within the next 48-72 hours. Or days. It’s unclear as to when the technicians will actually turn up, you know what they can be like.

In the meantime, be assured that we are thoroughly investigating the cause of the breakage.  So far, all fault seems to lie with a blonde Viking and his liaison with Talbot and to a lesser degree, Lafayette and Jesus.

Yes, Jesus broke the internet.

We were just as shocked as you.

Sincerely,

*[not]AB & The TB writing staff.

*perve material hiding under the cut*

A Tale of 3 Pretties…

Once upon a time, there were three pretties which heartily took Nightshade’s fancy… and the things they did with her fancy are too fantastical to mention within these pages.

So you’ll have to settle for the tales as reported thusly…

Eyes Wide Open (Israel)

Gather round internet, I’m about to get fappy about this film and so should you.

Why? Let me tell you aaaall about it.

Zohar Strauss and Ran Danker in the beautifully restrained “Eyes Wide Open“

All Very Interesting

Wordle is the new Blog.

I got hooked on Wordle word pictures one night.

So I copied and pasted the text one of my blogs – Where Have I Been? – and this is what came out.

Click on the picture to read it on the Wordle page more clearly.

Where Have I Been?

Hi Internet!

How’s it going?  Long time and all that.

You look good, did you lose weight?

Your tubes look amazing.

Me? Oh you know, the usual.

Allow me to divulge – somewhat rabidly – as to what I’ve been up to.

Strap on and strap in.

Like you mean it, if you please…

The Best Gay Pie! Ever (R18+)

Why is this Pie so damn good?

Because it’s (mostly) recycled. And that’s super responsible, yo.

Less time for me trawling teh interwebz to find hotness.

Ergo, less usage of teh intertoobz and electrics or some such.

Dont’ ask me,  I’m not a scientist.

Did I mention that it’s also smothered in a big old thwacking dollop of gay?

Mmmm, taste the rainbow y’all.

Kyan, still up there on the “fabulous gay tv boyfriend” list.

Is he even on the teevs anymore?

Bah who cares. Boy is pretty, let me get to objectifying.

Happiness Is…

We all know that’s there’s a veritable cornucopia of things that irritate me.

These things are not them.

While not all things are rainbows and lollipops, these little points of light have elevated my spirits above the daily assault of the rancid quagmire of human filth and stupidity.

The first one being this…

PRECIOUS SKYWATER!!!!!!!!

Yup, good old RAIN.

About frakken time.  It’s been bucketing down (momentarily) and I’ve been loving it.  YAY!!!

Just so we’re clear, I wasn’t talking about this guy…

The Korean Megastar, Rain.

Actually, that makes me happy too.

Am I Taking Crazy Pills?

I know how you feel, Mugatu!!

Is everyone else seriously deluded??

Something has gone terribly awry.

It’s worse than we originally anticipated.

It’s not the zombies that are taking over… (but if they all looked like our good friend, Otto, I doubt we’d mind…)

It’s the rampant and irrevocable spread of BLATANT STUPIDITY!!!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!

(Nota Bona: you’ll be pleased to know that the marauding dumbies are NOT after your brains…)

But not until you read the rest of this bit of SNARK…

Ohhhh Sweet Sweet Nectah!

Honestly, you would think I had some kind of SICK obsession or something wouldn’t you?

But it’s not entirely all my fault.

Not when you’ve got glorious shenanigans like THIS (<<<CLICK IIIIIIT!) occurring. YUSS!

Honestly, can you blame me? Look at awla THAT!!

Seriously. Can John Barrowman GET any more faptacular???

Check those fucking legs out!!! Is it wrong that I wanna lick them from ankle to arse hump?

GODS-BE-ALL-SORTS-OF-WELL-AND-TRULY-FUCKING-DAMNED!!!!

GTFO you saucy minx, you make me wanna clutch my pearls!!

Colbert, Nightshade and A Special Gun…

Holy faptacular crapsicles, internets!

I completely FORGOT to check in with Terry Ray and his Gaydar Gun Requests.

Well – guess what?

I checked.

READ MORE TO FIND OUT WHAT I DISCOVERED>>>

True Blood: Screw You Eric Northman!

Nightshade is a dirty addict!!

Alan Ball loves me!

Not really, but damn has he got a direct line to my brainworms or what?

Seems there’s been some dialogue going on.

Awesome.

Sauce.

But I digress!

So, the last few eps of Season 2 of True Blood have gone right for the heart wrenching gut punch.

Most would disagree, but to those I say kindly go tongue a rusty nut.  I’m not referring to the ones found in toolboxes either. Psssht!

POSSIBLE SEASON TWO SPOILER ALERTS AHEAD…

Just so you don’t bitch me out about it…