Hrithik Roshan ~ Why I’m Obsessed…

Goddamn glorious!

Let me preface this by stating I am an unashamed, unabashed lover, fapperer and collector of the beautiful aesthetic.  Can’t and won’t be helping it.  Not ever. Hrithik Roshan falls into all of these categories. And he dances!! Spectashularly. *swoon* There’s something truly magical and incredibly horny about a guy who can move…rhythmically. C’mon, y’all know it’s true. Don’t be disrespectin’ or frontin’! Guys, please to be taking note. You’ll get more tail thrown at you than you’ll know what to do with. Trufax and completely irrefutable at that.  Hmmm, who knew!?

Check it…

Fresh Pie! Direct From The Oven…

Holla at me, snootchies. I know y’all been waitin’ on more Pie!, the kitchen is fully stocked and we’re ready to roll out some fresh menu items…

Here’s what we’re serving up this week.

Check with your server for today’s Specials!!

Christian Bale, work that tanning bed OUT son!

Hugh Jackman, get your wet clothes off IMMEDIATELY!!

Get Some Pie! This Week’s Hot Menu Items…

Welcome to the first, of what I am sure will become many, Pie! picspams.

Pie! is all about the delicious hotness so it’s what Ima give ya. Can you smeeeeeell what Nightshade is cookin’?! Heh!  And it’s basically just so I can get my fap on.  You’re more than welcome to join in.

OK, strap in, here we gooooo!

David Tennant… lovely!!

David Boreanaz… less shirt plz!