Almost Festivus Pie

FYI: NSFW [in places]!

Well unholy frakken corpsicles, y’all!

I’ve been out of the kitchen for far too long but Nigella has inspired me to get back in here and get crackalating.  Thx, Nigella! You’re all sorts of awesome.

Nigella, awesome-osity AND cupcakes. Sweet!

While I’m not Nigella, I am a fabulous PieMaker. I’ve even remembered to bring the rosemary and salt for the salting and burning ceremony afterwards. Thoughtful, no?

Anycrap, seeing as Festivus is almost upon us yet again (REALLY? WTFIUWT??), I figured that it was about time I whipped up something extra sexical for you hornbags.

So here tis -

The Almost Festivus Pie!

Have at it…

Happy Happy, Joy Joy!

Here’s some stuff that makes me stupid happy.

Because, sometimes, you need to. Like right now.

Powdered Toast Maaaaaaaannnn!

Are you gripping tenaciously to his buttocks?

Can’t really go wrong with that now can you?

Supernatural Japanime!

You read that right.

This shit is totally happening.

In Japan!!!

Where Have I Been?

Hi Internet!

How’s it going?  Long time and all that.

You look good, did you lose weight?

Your tubes look amazing.

Me? Oh you know, the usual.

Allow me to divulge – somewhat rabidly – as to what I’ve been up to.

Strap on and strap in.

Like you mean it, if you please…

The Best Gay Pie! Ever (R18+)

Why is this Pie so damn good?

Because it’s (mostly) recycled. And that’s super responsible, yo.

Less time for me trawling teh interwebz to find hotness.

Ergo, less usage of teh intertoobz and electrics or some such.

Dont’ ask me,  I’m not a scientist.

Did I mention that it’s also smothered in a big old thwacking dollop of gay?

Mmmm, taste the rainbow y’all.

Kyan, still up there on the “fabulous gay tv boyfriend” list.

Is he even on the teevs anymore?

Bah who cares. Boy is pretty, let me get to objectifying.

Where Does The Time Go?

This week.

Hey time lords, blow me! But only if you look like La Tennant. Otherwise, toe jam.

What. Up. Yo?

What’s new with you internetz? Seems I’m the one doing all the talking of late.  Which vexes me no end!

So do tell me what’s going on with you and stop making me work so fucking hard for it, k?

In the interim, while I’m W-A-I-T-I-N-G, here’s what I’ve  been stalking, no wait!, legitimately researching, bahh! accidentally finding out about recently.

I think you’ll find it somewhat interesting…

No, really, I think you might.

I think that one up thurr needs some RIDICULOUSLY CAREFUL RE-EXAMINATION.

Join me, won’t you?

Whose Up For A Late Night Manwich?

Obsessed?

Moi?

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Pssht!

Forgiveness Pie…

Hmmmm… it’s about that time y’all. I have been slack in my duties as Pie maker. Probably coz I haven’t felt like it… WHUT?! Yeah, I know right?  Sometimes males SHIT me and I’d like nothing more than to have them forcibly removed from the planet. Every last fucking one. But then, I somehow find it in my heart to forgive them… particularly when they pull shit like this…

Ryan Buell… for (and borrowed from) the lovely Jedi!

Recovery Pie! – Lemon Twist Edition

Recovery.  Christ on a fucking pogo stick it gets boring and daytime teevs is brainrotting bullshit.  More than I can deal with. I figured that until I can start eating solid food again, I’ll have some Pie.  This time it comes with a large dollop of incredibly gay – no, the other one – hence the lemon twist. HAR! See whut I done did there?

Get ta lickin’ it up y’all.

Welcome back, Chris Jericho. The WWE just wasn’t the same without you!

Edge. WWE ridiculosity incarnate & Rated R Superstar. I’d make than an X.

Blood, Salt & Ash:The J2 Playlist.

Pleasantries need to be dealt with first up.  *AHEM* Deniers, haters and SOH failboats need to GTFO as of right the fuck now. Urrbody else, jump on in and don’t be skedouchin’. That shit ain’t cool.

Fo reals. Is there anything better than J2 love?? Really?! ‘Cept for J3, but that’s not for here.  JDM School is where it’s at.  Anycrap, the J’s and their epic undeniable bromance is recognised urrwhurr and by urrbody. Expeshully @ the school of J2.  Go awn and get some! It’s over there in the links thingy. Don’t be LAZY! Do I gots to do urr-thing for youse or what? Pssh!