Almost Festivus Pie

FYI: NSFW [in places]!

Well unholy frakken corpsicles, y’all!

I’ve been out of the kitchen for far too long but Nigella has inspired me to get back in here and get crackalating.  Thx, Nigella! You’re all sorts of awesome.

Nigella, awesome-osity AND cupcakes. Sweet!

While I’m not Nigella, I am a fabulous PieMaker. I’ve even remembered to bring the rosemary and salt for the salting and burning ceremony afterwards. Thoughtful, no?

Anycrap, seeing as Festivus is almost upon us yet again (REALLY? WTFIUWT??), I figured that it was about time I whipped up something extra sexical for you hornbags.

So here tis -

The Almost Festivus Pie!

Have at it…

Happy Happy, Joy Joy!

Here’s some stuff that makes me stupid happy.

Because, sometimes, you need to. Like right now.

Powdered Toast Maaaaaaaannnn!

Are you gripping tenaciously to his buttocks?

Can’t really go wrong with that now can you?

Supernatural Japanime!

You read that right.

This shit is totally happening.

In Japan!!!

Where Have I Been?

Hi Internet!

How’s it going?  Long time and all that.

You look good, did you lose weight?

Your tubes look amazing.

Me? Oh you know, the usual.

Allow me to divulge – somewhat rabidly – as to what I’ve been up to.

Strap on and strap in.

Like you mean it, if you please…

The Best Gay Pie! Ever (R18+)

Why is this Pie so damn good?

Because it’s (mostly) recycled. And that’s super responsible, yo.

Less time for me trawling teh interwebz to find hotness.

Ergo, less usage of teh intertoobz and electrics or some such.

Dont’ ask me,  I’m not a scientist.

Did I mention that it’s also smothered in a big old thwacking dollop of gay?

Mmmm, taste the rainbow y’all.

Kyan, still up there on the “fabulous gay tv boyfriend” list.

Is he even on the teevs anymore?

Bah who cares. Boy is pretty, let me get to objectifying.

Gothtober is Over…

… well, that was a rousing failure.

Mostly because I gave up after I started because life/work/other things got in the way as they invariably do.

Anyway, we missed a couple of important things and I need to redress it with this post.

Firstly – it was C. I.’s FIRST BIRTHDAY!!!

HAAAAAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAAAAYYYYYY TO BLOG!

So I’ve officially been talking shit on the interwebz for 12 months now.  I don’t know if that’s something to celebrate or commiserate.

Either way, pass the Bacardi!

Also?

PIE.

*nom nom nom*

GET SOME…

Where Does The Time Go?

This week.

Hey time lords, blow me! But only if you look like La Tennant. Otherwise, toe jam.

What. Up. Yo?

What’s new with you internetz? Seems I’m the one doing all the talking of late.  Which vexes me no end!

So do tell me what’s going on with you and stop making me work so fucking hard for it, k?

In the interim, while I’m W-A-I-T-I-N-G, here’s what I’ve  been stalking, no wait!, legitimately researching, bahh! accidentally finding out about recently.

I think you’ll find it somewhat interesting…

No, really, I think you might.

I think that one up thurr needs some RIDICULOUSLY CAREFUL RE-EXAMINATION.

Join me, won’t you?

Ohhhh Sweet Sweet Nectah!

Honestly, you would think I had some kind of SICK obsession or something wouldn’t you?

But it’s not entirely all my fault.

Not when you’ve got glorious shenanigans like THIS (<<<CLICK IIIIIIT!) occurring. YUSS!

Honestly, can you blame me? Look at awla THAT!!

Seriously. Can John Barrowman GET any more faptacular???

Check those fucking legs out!!! Is it wrong that I wanna lick them from ankle to arse hump?

GODS-BE-ALL-SORTS-OF-WELL-AND-TRULY-FUCKING-DAMNED!!!!

GTFO you saucy minx, you make me wanna clutch my pearls!!

Whose Up For A Late Night Manwich?

Obsessed?

Moi?

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Pssht!

Hypothetical Tiemz! What Would Happen If…?

I was wondering just randomly, as I am often wont to do, what would happen if Aishwarya Rai/Bachchan and The Ackles did a film together?

Would their combined ridiculousity cause the universe to collapse in on itself? Will the polar ice caps melt because of their unabashed hotness? Will your underwear survive the onslaught of their overt beautificality?!? All of the above and probably not!

Evidence: Both have ridiculous anime eyes. [check!] Both have full lush DSL’s [check!]. Both have an unreasonable amount of pretty oozing from every pore [checkity check! check! check!] and the disgusting inability to ugly cry.

True dat? Double True!

Let’s take some time to ponder the evidence of our impending doom shall we?  Hold on to your bits, well, just because really.