The last little smidge of the year has so far been in-fuckin-credible, tour wise.
Jeffree Star (GLITTERY PINK GLAMOUR!), Adam Lambert (DOUBLE GLITTERY GLAMOUR!) and Pendulum (RAVE-TASTICAL GLAMOUR!) have happened or are about to happen.
Fiiiiiierce. They has it.
Image by mr. nightshade via Flickr
Hey y’all. Thought I’d share some radness, just for something different.
Seems all these creative types have been busy creating awesomely creative stuff for me to spam at share with you.
Nice of ‘em!
Without further ado, let’s get bizzay!
But just before we do – check that zombie survival kit over there.
Note the name.
WTF, YO?
I’m sure we’d be great mates considering we have such impeccable taste in names.
Surely?
Evs, back to your regularly scheduled program of awesomely awesome brutality! GO!!
Continue reading ‘Sometimes Brutal, Always Amazing: Get Some!’
My rabid obsession with Spike & Angel madly rutting each other through mattresses/floors/walls/car bonnets is no secret.
IRREFUTABLE proof of their rampant buttsexing. Whores.
Sometimes the obsession goes into hibernation (forced or otherwise) so I can concentrate on other things, but it’s never for too long. Spike and Dean are now on the case which is a lovely distraction in and of itself. As well as providing a bit of variety. Unf!!
As promised in the last post (forever ago in interwebs terms), here is a catch up on what’s been crackalatin’ in my bijou world! I know you’re dead interested so let’s get stuck in!
Mostly, I’ve been attending shows. All of them skull-crackingly BRILLIANT. I am cognisant of the fact that “crackingly” is not a real word, but you get the idea.
AC/DC – You don’t get more straight up RAWK than this. Anyone who tells you different is a dirty lying hoower! Looking out over a sea of 80,000+ of red flashing horns was kind of surreal. And very rock n’ roll. And this was before the band even hit the stage. I can’t even begin to describe how awesome the band were. Considering they’re all in their fifties/sixties and are still kickin’ out the killer jams.
Black Ice – Acca Dacca still killin’ the old way.
We all know that’s there’s a veritable cornucopia of things that irritate me.
These things are not them.
While not all things are rainbows and lollipops, these little points of light have elevated my spirits above the daily assault of the rancid quagmire of human filth and stupidity.
The first one being this…
PRECIOUS SKYWATER!!!!!!!!
Yup, good old RAIN.
About frakken time. It’s been bucketing down (momentarily) and I’ve been loving it. YAY!!!
Just so we’re clear, I wasn’t talking about this guy…
The Korean Megastar, Rain.
Actually, that makes me happy too.
I know how you feel, Mugatu!!
Is everyone else seriously deluded??
Something has gone terribly awry.
It’s worse than we originally anticipated.
It’s not the zombies that are taking over… (but if they all looked like our good friend, Otto, I doubt we’d mind…)
It’s the rampant and irrevocable spread of BLATANT STUPIDITY!!!
(Nota Bona: you’ll be pleased to know that the marauding dumbies are NOT after your brains…)
But not until you read the rest of this bit of SNARK…
Well, seeing as this place is called Capricious Insularity… it’s time to get our [my?] stoopid on. And why the fuck not? Not that I’m really asking… just conversatin’!! WHUT?! Let’s begin!!
This one has been slooooowly doing the rounds but I still love the f-ing shit out of it. Nowt but love and righteous props to my kiwi bro’s !! Word bitches, fucking word.
For those of you who don’t know him, we have a chap here in Melbourne called Rove McManus who has a tv talk show interview type thing sort of. Anysnootch, there is a segment called “20 Bucks in 20 Seconds” where a number of questions are asked of a guest and if the answers are to Rove’s liking/answered in time (they usually are), the interviewee scores the $20. Neat-o yes? Yes.
The final question is always “Who would you turn gay for?” And here is one of the best answers yet…
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