Happiness Is…

We all know that’s there’s a veritable cornucopia of things that irritate me.

These things are not them.

While not all things are rainbows and lollipops, these little points of light have elevated my spirits above the daily assault of the rancid quagmire of human filth and stupidity.

The first one being this…

PRECIOUS SKYWATER!!!!!!!!

Yup, good old RAIN.

About frakken time.  It’s been bucketing down (momentarily) and I’ve been loving it.  YAY!!!

Just so we’re clear, I wasn’t talking about this guy…

The Korean Megastar, Rain.

Actually, that makes me happy too.

The Week in Guh!, Pfft! and Bzuh?

The Guh!

New Deathstars album – Night Electric Night: Gold Edition. Sweeeeeeeeet! *bounce! bounce! bounce!*

*****GLITTER!!!*****

Porn dreams. Two involving this. One with guns.

You’re welcome John Barrowman. Come again.

Festivus Pie!

Keep your knickers on, ho ho hos! It’s Festivus which definitely requires Pie in order to celebrate correctly. And booze.  And certainly orgies. Caligula ain’t got shit!  Check the wiki on it.

Just so it’s abundantly clear – it’s absolutely not the other thing… Chrimbo or whatevs.  Shun the absolute fuck outta that noise! And here’s a poem which illustrates this point…somewhat. *ahem*  “I am an island, I am an isthmus, I come from Bermuda, I don’t believe in Christmas!” True enough.

Let’s begin our celebration with a luscious piegasm, extra knicks on standby ploize snootchies.  Coz we is all gonna get the “lonely island” treatment all up in the hiz-ouse and Nightshade does not need to be busting out the rosemary and salting and burning after you lot! Be prepared!!!

Bruce Willis a la “The Fifth Element“.  With or without hair, I’d seriously go there. So would you and you know it!

Get Some Pie! This Week’s Hot Menu Items…

Welcome to the first, of what I am sure will become many, Pie! picspams.

Pie! is all about the delicious hotness so it’s what Ima give ya. Can you smeeeeeell what Nightshade is cookin’?! Heh!  And it’s basically just so I can get my fap on.  You’re more than welcome to join in.

OK, strap in, here we gooooo!

David Tennant… lovely!!

David Boreanaz… less shirt plz!