Forgiveness Pie…

Hmmmm… it’s about that time y’all. I have been slack in my duties as Pie maker. Probably coz I haven’t felt like it… WHUT?! Yeah, I know right?  Sometimes males SHIT me and I’d like nothing more than to have them forcibly removed from the planet. Every last fucking one. But then, I somehow find it in my heart to forgive them… particularly when they pull shit like this…

Ryan Buell… for (and borrowed from) the lovely Jedi!

Festivus Pie!

Keep your knickers on, ho ho hos! It’s Festivus which definitely requires Pie in order to celebrate correctly. And booze.  And certainly orgies. Caligula ain’t got shit!  Check the wiki on it.

Just so it’s abundantly clear – it’s absolutely not the other thing… Chrimbo or whatevs.  Shun the absolute fuck outta that noise! And here’s a poem which illustrates this point…somewhat. *ahem*  “I am an island, I am an isthmus, I come from Bermuda, I don’t believe in Christmas!” True enough.

Let’s begin our celebration with a luscious piegasm, extra knicks on standby ploize snootchies.  Coz we is all gonna get the “lonely island” treatment all up in the hiz-ouse and Nightshade does not need to be busting out the rosemary and salting and burning after you lot! Be prepared!!!

Bruce Willis a la “The Fifth Element“.  With or without hair, I’d seriously go there. So would you and you know it!

Mittwoch Pie!

I know y’all. It ain’t the weekend yet? But, I’m an impatient whore and I had to get this out. Just because I wanna keep y’all (read:ME) happy and fappy and stocked up on Pie! So let’s have a little bit of it shall we?

Guh and incoherent whimpering… Lee Pace! Stop it!

There are only two things… Spanish Inquisition… fear and surprise… (g/d those fingers….)

Sendhil Ramamurthy… gettin’ some badarsery on Heroes at long last…

Captain Tightpants… glorious actually.

Zachary Levi… Chuck = adorkable. True Story.

Ok, that’s all the Pie! you’re getting for now.  No more nom noms for you!! It is only Mittwoch after all.  Save some for the w/end scavengers!

Nightshade, over n out!

xx