Approved! Denied!

Sort that out, you dumb baby!

Are you sitting comfortably? Bring snacks and bevvies. You may wanna schedule in a loo break too coz you’ll be here for a while this week.

Ready? OK.

Walk with me through all things approved and denied this week, won’t you?

It begins… again!

Shenanigan Status: DUUUUUUUUH-NIED!

Children @ Work [1] talking about inane boring bullshit loudly. It seriously gets stuck in my grill and churns my grits.  Do some fucking work you dumbshits!!! Coz I? Don’t give a flying fuck about whether or not you’d fuck your exes bestie.  Really. Just ask me.

Children @ Work [2] Actual small people/babies @ work.You can always tell when someone has dragged their hellspawn (NOT the good kind) into the office so everyone can fawn over them. Just look for the growing gaggle of bitches cooing over said spawn.  Is it gonna do something amazing like solve a rubik’s cube or build a rocket instead of lounging around squealing and farting? No? SRSLY. GTFO.

Discussion: Who You’d Turn Gay For…

For those of you who don’t know him, we have a chap here in Melbourne called Rove McManus who has a tv talk show interview type thing sort of.  Anysnootch, there is a segment called “20 Bucks in 20 Seconds” where a number of questions are asked of a guest and if the answers are to Rove’s liking/answered in time (they usually are), the interviewee scores the $20. Neat-o yes? Yes.

The final question is always “Who would you turn gay for?” And here is one of the best answers yet…