Am I Taking Crazy Pills?

I know how you feel, Mugatu!!

Is everyone else seriously deluded??

Something has gone terribly awry.

It’s worse than we originally anticipated.

It’s not the zombies that are taking over… (but if they all looked like our good friend, Otto, I doubt we’d mind…)

It’s the rampant and irrevocable spread of BLATANT STUPIDITY!!!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!

(Nota Bona: you’ll be pleased to know that the marauding dumbies are NOT after your brains…)

But not until you read the rest of this bit of SNARK…

Blarky Snarky Bullshit Post…

I’m seriously snarky after a stupid-tarded work week.  And then all the twits in interwebzland. Don’t get me started.  Have sheeple really forgotten how to fact-check or has it truly become a lost art form?  Fucking webtards.  And tards in general. You upset my brainworms immensely!!  Now they’re squidging furiously in  my brainsoup and they’re making quite a mess.  Goddammit.

My brainworms, yesterday. Before the terrible uprising…

So, to appease the cantankerous little bastards, I have to vent my outrage on this here blog.

Have at it.

Approved! Denied!

Sort that out, you dumb baby!

Are you sitting comfortably? Bring snacks and bevvies. You may wanna schedule in a loo break too coz you’ll be here for a while this week.

Ready? OK.

Walk with me through all things approved and denied this week, won’t you?

It begins… again!

Shenanigan Status: DUUUUUUUUH-NIED!

Children @ Work [1] talking about inane boring bullshit loudly. It seriously gets stuck in my grill and churns my grits.  Do some fucking work you dumbshits!!! Coz I? Don’t give a flying fuck about whether or not you’d fuck your exes bestie.  Really. Just ask me.

Children @ Work [2] Actual small people/babies @ work.You can always tell when someone has dragged their hellspawn (NOT the good kind) into the office so everyone can fawn over them. Just look for the growing gaggle of bitches cooing over said spawn.  Is it gonna do something amazing like solve a rubik’s cube or build a rocket instead of lounging around squealing and farting? No? SRSLY. GTFO.

The Week in Guh!, Pfft! and Bzuh?

The Guh!

New Deathstars album – Night Electric Night: Gold Edition. Sweeeeeeeeet! *bounce! bounce! bounce!*

*****GLITTER!!!*****

Porn dreams. Two involving this. One with guns.

You’re welcome John Barrowman. Come again.

Pushing Daisies

I am as mad as hell and very confused!

Pretty pretty urreh-where!

Pushing Daisies is deliriously pretty with great writing [lines are delivered at a cracking pace - keep up class!], a great cast [mostly all very pretty - bonus] and mind bending visuals [luscious dreamscapes to get hopelessly lost in].  But no-one is watching it.  Failboats. WTF is wrong with people?? Has everyone forgotten how to let go and just go with something fantastical and dreamy? It would appear that yes ,this is indeed the case.  You dirty dirty failboats.

And In Holy Fucking Shit News…

“Dexter marries his sister” !!! And so goes the incest-laden sensationalist headlines doing the rounds on the interwebz.  Michael C Hall and Jennifer Carpenter eloped and got hitched on New Years Eve.  Good on them for keeping is so quiet.  Coz it’s kinda not really anyone elses fucking biznatch anywhut.

The happy couple. Congratufuckinlations for being able to avoid sensationalist bullshit up until now!

But the internetz is forgetting something… they are ACK-TORS whom ARE NOT RELATED.  They aren’t even really related on the tv show, Dexter.  It’s not ‘wrong‘ coz THEY’RE NOT RELATED, fuckwads.

*mammoth eyeroll* Duh.

That is all.